- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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