- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Once upon a time

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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