Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

identical jokes get different votes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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