Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Barack Obama plays basketball

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

It's all Taggart

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

angelo snyder is not ga

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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