How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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