- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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