:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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