- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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