- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

AIDS

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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