- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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