- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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