your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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A fat guy!

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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