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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Nobody cares maddie!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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