Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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