- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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