YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Nobody cares maddie!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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