Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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