- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

How do you make a car? You build it.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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