- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Please ignore this statement.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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