- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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