why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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