roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Anti Joke

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