- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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