Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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