- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

noah is a scrub jungle

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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