A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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