- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

miha kako si?

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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