- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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