Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did the man die? He was old.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

This is not a joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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