- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Then none of us want to be right.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Okay.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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