- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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