What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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whats black? the colour

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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