- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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