Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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knock knock go away

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Anti Joke

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