Guest what in the butt

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Anti Joke

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