- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Your sex life.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Uh... What was emulating again?

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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