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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Tommy got neutered.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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