- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

If youre African, why are you white?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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