- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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