An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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