Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Women's rights.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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