- Anti Joke

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.