Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Women's rights

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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