- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did the man die? He was old.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Women

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

This is not a joke.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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