Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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