Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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