- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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