Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

It's all Taggart

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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