How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Jews

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Hail Hitler

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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