- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

An Asian person drove home safely.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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