- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Barack Obama plays basketball

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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