A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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