Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Anti Joke

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