- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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