- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

I enjoy Popcorn

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Sex

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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