- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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