- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Ask me if im a tree? No

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Sex

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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