Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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