Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

A baby seal walks into a club.

Tall asians

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Women's rights

The Oakland Raiders

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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