- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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