- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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