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Rebecca Black

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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