- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

I'm rick james bitch

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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