- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

H o m o comes out as homo

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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