What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

i like turtles

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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