Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why can't february march Because april may

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Justin Bieber.

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