you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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dead dibbs

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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HOLY COW!

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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