Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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