- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neil is a reterd.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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