knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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penis in the camel

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Llamaworm

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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A blind man watches TV

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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