What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Why so serious ?

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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