- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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