- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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