Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

alex is cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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