- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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