- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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