if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

I dont have a girlfriend

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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