- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A fat guy!

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Please ignore this statement.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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