Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What comes after 69? 70

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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